Get to Know your Blogger

Those profile pages are so superficial. How can you be expected to get to know a person by reading a list of their favorite books and looking at one picture? I'm mostly against the idea of those laundry-list-get-to-know-me-pages. So that's why I decided to make one of my own.
Ladies and Gentlemen... Get to Know Your Blogger.


Political Leanings:
Left. Democratic in most local elections, Green Party in last Presidential elections.

Favorite Will Farrell Movie Moments:
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Federal Wildlife Marshal. He bursts on to the movie set with a shot gun and blasts a hole in Mooby, yelling "Die you terrorist son of a bitches!"
Anchorman, Ron Burgundy. He chucks a half-eaten burrito out his car window, and it pelts Jack Black in face making him wipe out on his Harley. Jack Black punts Baxter off a bridge.
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. His super awkward scene with Jean Girard where the two are strolling through the garden holding hands.
Old School: Frank the Tank. Playing the ring announcer before the KY wrestling match that pitted Blue against the two naked-tittie chicks. He asks him if he's ready, and Blue tells him to "Ring the bell you pansy."

Possible Graduate Schools to be attended this coming Fall:
Minnesota State Mankato, UofM Twin-Cities, UW Madison, UT Austin, UC Santa Clara.

Preferred Dressing Order:
Underpants, Tshirt, Top Shirt, Regular Pants, Socks, Additional Outerwear.

Favorite Literary Characters:
Flem Snopes, Killgore Trout, The Glass Family, Ludvik Jahn, Tyler Durden, Lenny and George, Santiago, Screwtape, Odysseus, Paul Kemp, Dean Moriarty, Joe Christmas, Charolette, Nurse Ratched, Owen Meaney, Manolin.

Prefered Mode of Transportation:
Feet, '93 Mazda Protege 4.1 liter five-speed manual transmission cherry red with a home-made sunroof, Particle Transducer.

Color of Lucky Underpants:
Green.

Compulsive Habit:
Counting every stair I walk up or down, Toothbrush always facing outward in the cup in the cabinet, Nailbiting.

Prefered way of Spending an Evening at home:
Lounging, Playing Trivial Pursuit, Finding ticklish spots, Talking about books and politics.

Favorite Candy Bar:
Heath.